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kitten loves my puter.

kitten loves my puter.

At home relaxing

Am I a bad person for feeling good when the kitten is finally napping?? She’s cute but sometimes it’s like she is a 14 inch mosquito in my face ALL THE TIME.

This is awesomeness

This is awesomeness

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Canada Day candy from my bank today

Canada Day candy from my bank today

Canada Day long weekend starts now!

Canada Day long weekend starts now!

AH HA! Not a peep outta her! Woop!

AH HA! Not a peep outta her! Woop!

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That awkward moment

when you have to drop off something to the office that is right by the office you are trying to avoid because you don’t like the person and you have to fake smile at them.

Why can’t she just take off to the washroom when I do this!?

*happythoughtshappythoughts*

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“All you need is love, love.. love is all you need.”

trollposts:

-Jonas Brothers.. they’re amazing omg <33 

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Instead of going to see the doctor, or go to the store to get groceries, I may just go home to this…. thing.
:)
And help her play with her feet.

Instead of going to see the doctor, or go to the store to get groceries, I may just go home to this…. thing.

:)

And help her play with her feet.

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Can I go home now!!??

Can I go home now!!??

elihzbah:
“ riversongisasuperhero:
“ gurple1:
“ lexthepanda:
“ “ Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”
“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” -...

elihzbah:

riversongisasuperhero:

gurple1:

lexthepanda:

Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6 

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” - Nikka, age 6

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” - Cindy, age 8

“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6

“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8

Why is this making me cry?

Crying now. e-e

awww

usually I don’t reblog sappy stuff like this..but..

 ohgosh.

oh wow. they do have it right, eh?

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elihzbah:
“ ssa-spencer-reid:
“ jewtwo:
“ the wifi religion war is still going on with my neighbors
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this is per
”
ahahahefhrwjgd
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haha. In my new condo, there is one named “Darwin was Right”.

elihzbah:

ssa-spencer-reid:

jewtwo:

the wifi religion war is still going on with my neighbors

this is per

ahahahefhrwjgd

haha. In my new condo, there is one named “Darwin was Right”.

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Feeling good and annoying everyone around you.: One of my neighbors

elihzbah:

bunnyborg:

bunnyborg:

elihzbah:

wants me to make Taylor Swift dolls for his daughters.

image

That’s different.

But,

OK.

That begs zee question.. when does something you love doing, for money or not, cross “the line”? As in… is there anything you will NOT create in Doll form, for money, or for…

Haha.

Yes, good point about the noodz and creepy shit - there are some for whom, that is NOT a line, because Moneeh is their Gawd. But if makin cute shit is yer Gawd, then there really isn’t much you couldn’t do.

I’d order one from ya’ll (I have an idea). Cept I’m broke (recent move). And Canada has a postal strike right now, so you’d have to drive it up here. And you don’t drive yet. Hmm, a lot of problems going on… ><

Yes, deese things you say are troo.

postal strike? shit….how fucking lame is that.  

..and actually I AM ALMOST DRIVING!

I can drive….I just needs to practice a little more and re-take my test.

yeeeeeeaaaaah.

Ok then. One Flying Spaghetti Monster, hand-size (not quite a doll, but I ’m not the biggest fan of dolls, hehe) and I will expect to see you a few days after you get your license. I will forward more accurate directions once you get close to Montana… :o)

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Feeling good and annoying everyone around you.: One of my neighbors

bunnyborg:

elihzbah:

wants me to make Taylor Swift dolls for his daughters.

image

That’s different.

But,

OK.

That begs zee question.. when does something you love doing, for money or not, cross “the line”? As in… is there anything you will NOT create in Doll form, for money, or for…

Haha.

Yes, good point about the noodz and creepy shit - there are some for whom, that is NOT a line, because Moneeh is their Gawd. But if makin cute shit is yer Gawd, then there really isn’t much you couldn’t do.

I’d order one from ya’ll (I have an idea). Cept I’m broke (recent move). And Canada has a postal strike right now, so you’d have to drive it up here. And you don’t drive yet. Hmm, a lot of problems going on… ><